Chia Logic
A type of logic that is so debunked that only those with a mastermind could ever hope to decipher and correctly understand it. Anything that comes from the mouth of a person with this kind of logic will be either disregarded or lead to extreme confusion. Thought processes are backwards among these kinds of people also, making everything as difficult as possible. All opinions are created out of peer pressure and lead to being highly defensive if flaws in their opinions are pointed out.
Person 1 - Yooooo!!! That new CoD Game is so kickin! BEST GAYME EVAR!!!!!! MLG 4LYFE!

Person 2 - *whispers* Whats with him?

Person 3 - *whispers* Chia Logic
by LifeLogic December 12, 2013
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"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"
by of the sea February 8, 2016
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That guy was a fine specimen when he took off his clothes except for his chia dick...but it showed up rather quickly!
by ShaZrone April 11, 2016
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A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).
its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!
by Get the f' out already!! July 25, 2009
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when u agree to something and are happy about it .
girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!
by chodeiusmaximus August 31, 2008
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