chia pet

Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.

That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?

by wallymarshall September 7, 2003

Pa Chia

Pa Chia is the name of a Hmong-Asian girl. Pa Chia's are very, very stubborn, conceited, independent, glitter fanatics, and are very positive towards others. They have an island named after them because of their amazing persuasion skills in tricking a king to name an island after them. They are rebels who will rule the world one day with their doggy friends.

Pa Chia is such a queen bee.

by belowavgg December 12, 2017

Chia-Pits

When one's armpits are so hairy, it looks like a Chia Pet.

"That was disgusting! That girl at the bar has Chia-Pits!"

by A Man With No Hands March 10, 2010

chia-crack

A grossly overgrown, unshaven vagina.

How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.

by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011

Chia Seed

The average white, vegan, school shooter, cross-country runner.

GARY STOP BEING SUCH A CHIA SEED MUNCHER

by Chia Monster March 16, 2023

chia seed

A Chia Seed is a person who has no grammar-sense and misspells things a lot.

That must be a Chia Seed - they're misspelling everything.

by Basil Chicken September 19, 2020

CHIA CHEST

A DUDE WITH AN EXCEPTIONALLY HAIRY CHEST THAT RESEMBLES A CHIA PET. THIS TYPE OF MANLY CHEST IS OFTEN FULLY OVER-DISPLAYED BY WEARING A SHIRT UNBUTTONED WITH A GOLD CHAIN OF SOME SORT DRAWING ATTRACTION TO THE SPECTACLE. PERSONALITIES OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CONDITION INCLUDE MEN DESCRIBED AS A TOOL OR DOUCHE CANOE.

DUDE, BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT. I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DISGUSTING CHIA CHEST!

by KEY WEST CHICK April 3, 2019