Cheese Nose 

When you're trying to attack someone's nose with cheese.

Don't Cheese Nose me!

Cheese Nose by skeevester July 15, 2022

nose cheese 

The same nasty, smelly substance as ear cheese, the only difference being where it's found: around and under the nose. Like ear cheese, nose cheese is a combination of dead skin cells and soap and shampoo residues, creating a rancid, vomity or fishy odor.

Echhhhhh! I just kissed my girlfriend and she's got some nasty nose cheese----smelled like barf!

nose cheese by pentozali April 12, 2010

blowing cheese out one's nose 

The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.

I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.

blowing cheese out one's nose by S.L. Roberts (d.b.a John Thomas) May 13, 2005