Cheaster

A holiday celebrated by people of the Jewish religion taking place the week following Easter. All Easter candy by this point has gone on sale anywhere from 50 to 75% off which is too good of a deal to pass up.

"Mommy is it Cheaster yet?"

"Cheaster came early, now we have a lot of inexpensive candy on the table"

"I schleped clear cross town to find the best deal so I could celebrate Cheaster."

by BK DurkaDurka March 21, 2008

cheaster

Some one who only goes to mass/church on christmas and easter.

Mike asked, Why didn't Robert go to mass?"
John replies, "Because he is a cheaster!"

by Brian Reid March 23, 2008

cheasters

"Christians" who go to church only on Christmas and Easter. Or even worse, they celebrate the holidays without even going to church.

Church is so packed today, all those darn cheasters!

by Kgiz April 30, 2006

cheaster

A child molester (usually a male)

Cuz look dat cheaster is cheaking out dat kid

by haha yea u know November 26, 2009

Cheaster

A portmanteau of the words “cheater” and “Easter.”

A cheaster is a Christian who only goes to church on:
Christmas
Ash Wednesday
Palm Sunday
Easter

“We better get to Christmas Mass earlier than we do on Sundays because all the cheasters will be there to hog up the pews.”

by Facebook Zombie July 3, 2025