Chavezed

When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.

“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*

“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*

“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”

by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 22, 2021

Chavez

A term used in construction. When you've already completed a task and a less qualified individual comes behind you redoing, (or actually undoing) what you've already done.

I had already finished troweling the edges but, he was right behind me chavez(ing) as usual.

by Cat Blackbone September 17, 2017

chavez

a nick name meaning "most amazing person you will ever meet" NOT A CHOCK BLOCKER(megan, leah)

Hey chavez, your amazing

by Everyoneissuperjealous October 27, 2010

Chavez

The act of stealing another persons future girl friend, widely defined as "cock blocking" to the biggest extent but this person must be of Hispanic decent

"Wow that kid just pulled a chavez"

by Jacob Livers May 08, 2008

Chavez

The current president of Venezuela. A Castro wannabe who capitalizes on world hatred of the US government to look good, protect his dictatorship and expand his outdated socialist views.

Hey, Chavez, you know that socialism is a failed economic concept, right? No serious analyst would recommend it.

Chavez: Stfu, capitalist pig.

by David111 May 01, 2007

Chavez

When someone is persistently being a pain the ass.

The Venezuelans got chavezed bad by Chavez.

by SenorChavez7891 September 01, 2009

Chavez

1. A bloody dictator from the Latin American country of Venezuela. Despite his murderous, tyranical and corrupt regime, he has allowed a recall referendum, and has been elected 3 times by an overwhelming percentage of Venezuelans, who -we are told- hate him more than anyone else in the world.

2. The President of Venezuela, despised by 95% of the corporate media, business groups, and pro "free market" governments. His biggest detractors are the rich Venezuelans, the Miami mafia and the Bush administration.

3. Chaves, Brazilian name for "El Chavo del Ocho", a Mexican sitcom from the 70s and 80s.

Jorge: I hate that fucking Chavez!! We must overthrow him and restore democracy!!

Vince: But he won more than 10 fair elections, didn't he?

George: I don't give a shit!! Those ignorant poor always vote the wrong way! We must kill him!!

by mateluna September 02, 2008