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One who loves paper towels.
Mike is a chartilinteumophile – he always has a paper towel in hand or one nearby.
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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A person who loves paper towels.
Mike is a chartilinteumophilesimple, because he loves paper towels, but he's also simple man – all he needs is a little Crown Royal, a slash of Diet Sprite, ample paper towels, and unlimited sex.
by sinookas April 05, 2021
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