Chartilinteumophile 

A person who loves paper towels.

Mike is a chartilinteumophilesimple, because he loves paper towels, but he's also simple man – all he needs is a little Crown Royal, a slash of Diet Sprite, ample paper towels, and unlimited sex.

Chartilinteumophile by sinookas April 5, 2021

Chartilinteumophile 

One who loves paper towels.

Mike is a chartilinteumophile – he always has a paper towel in hand or one nearby.

Chartilinteumophile by sinookas April 5, 2021