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Charmin Soft 

i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"
"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."
Charmin Soft by Jay Boon October 1, 2007

Charmin Ultra soft 

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.
Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

Charmin Ultra Soft 

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.
Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft

soft as charmin 

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.