When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey
Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey
by Krimson_bloodrayne December 12, 2014
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An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by 2bantah December 13, 2014
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If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.
Me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.
by Shakoom December 12, 2014
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If you don't know, it's too wild for you.

It starts with wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed.
You've been catching the crazy turkey there in Lindsay's bed
by Saphira44 December 13, 2014
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Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.
You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed
by Stjimmy December 13, 2014
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To have sex while making strange bird like noises. Alternatively, this may also refer to an instance where you see a turkey, there is a jumbled chain of events, but hours later you end up having sex-- must be in a bed. Doesn't count otherwise.
Ryan: “Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there on Lindsay's bed”
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."
by KingEm December 13, 2014
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