Catch the crazy turkey 

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

Catch the crazy turkey by Krimson_bloodrayne December 13, 2014

To catch the crazy turkey 

To have sex.

Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.

To catch the crazy turkey by TooApologetic December 14, 2014

to catch the crazy turkey 

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

to catch the crazy turkey by Rasus January 31, 2015