Catch the D
(Catch the Dick) A phrase used by legendary men to get get girls to perform any sexual activity with them.
Catch the D by CCV54230423 December 1, 2010
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Catch the dragon
When your high is so intense you finally catch the magical dragon you've been chasing. Upon catching this mystical beast, many are not able to come back to the physical world and die.
Catch the dragon by Stormer420 June 11, 2017
catch the devil's bouquet
An instance where you think someone is waving to you, when they're actually waving to someone else or someone behind you. Can also apply to other greetings like "hi."
I was at the store yesterday and caught the devil's bouquet. I was so embarrassed.
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catch the devil's bouquet by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 1, 2019
catch the donkey
V.
1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.
2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.
1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.
2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.
1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.
2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.
2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.
catch the donkey by J. Jonny Jameson January 27, 2008
First catch of the day
Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.
First catch of the day by Bebang March 26, 2011
Catch of the Day
The "Catch of the Day" is a two step process.
Step 1 -- Occurs when a male is in or at a Hampton summer share house (preferably the Bays or Westhampton), then he takes a dip in the pool wearing some nice swim trunks with netting liner, then while his body is underwater, he pulls back his trunks, thus freeing the netting liner, which acts like a pouch holding his exposed cock and balls.
Step 2 -- At this point, He calls one of the House whores to come poolside, and when she gets there, he propels his crotch upwards out of the water so the lucky girl can view the pearls of the deep -- i.e. the catch of the day.
Step 1 -- Occurs when a male is in or at a Hampton summer share house (preferably the Bays or Westhampton), then he takes a dip in the pool wearing some nice swim trunks with netting liner, then while his body is underwater, he pulls back his trunks, thus freeing the netting liner, which acts like a pouch holding his exposed cock and balls.
Step 2 -- At this point, He calls one of the House whores to come poolside, and when she gets there, he propels his crotch upwards out of the water so the lucky girl can view the pearls of the deep -- i.e. the catch of the day.
DannyB in the pool at 4 Wild Cherry Lane: Hey Susie, come here check this out in the pool . . .
Susie: Danny, don't fuck around, I'm really hung over from drinking lemon drops and getting assfucked by some Guido at Summers last night.
DannyB: Check it out . . .(Dannyb's bottom half resurfaces) . . . IT'S THE CATCH OF THE DAY -- 2 FAT SCALLOPS AND A BABY SHRIMP!!!
Susie: Eww gross!! Barfff!!
DannyB: What? What I do?
Susie: Danny, don't fuck around, I'm really hung over from drinking lemon drops and getting assfucked by some Guido at Summers last night.
DannyB: Check it out . . .(Dannyb's bottom half resurfaces) . . . IT'S THE CATCH OF THE DAY -- 2 FAT SCALLOPS AND A BABY SHRIMP!!!
Susie: Eww gross!! Barfff!!
DannyB: What? What I do?
Catch of the Day by DannyBonco March 23, 2007
Playing Catch with the Devil
Playing Catch with the Devil by Derrick Jeckson August 24, 2014