Cash Cow

A cash cow is someone who's only dating you
or being your friend for your money and
benefits they can take from you

Jenny: your best friend is only using you, she
doesn't care about you
Kerry: no she’s not
Jenny: trust me she's a cash cow

by AnonymousAustralianGuy January 17, 2022

Cash Cow

The state or act of being a beef-munching, coin tossin', cut-throat-to-the-moat connoisseur.

Wow, Tatum Lenberg is quite the cash cow tonight!

Do you accept debit or cash cow?

How do you measure a cash cow in quarts?

by cashcowcathy November 29, 2018

cash cow

something set up that is guaranteed to bring in loads of money

sales tax, speed traps, parking meters...etc.

by kingman May 15, 2004

cash cow

something whose sole purpose is to bring in money, and usually loads of it.

the speed traps set up by the cops are just another cash cow to fill city hall's coffers.

by bungalow bill May 08, 2004

cash cow

(n.) A well-selling product into which no investment is put asides meagre marketing and production costs, yet price rises rise disproportionatley to costs, and well above inflation, milking the cow for all it's worth.

Oil prices are the biggest of all cash cows.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

cash cow

cash cow a rich and often homely woman who is tolerated for her ability to keep her man ensconced in her world of luxury.

Biff won't break up with Marge until he finds another old hag worth a hundred million; as far as cash cows go, he hit paydirt.

by Biffy Law August 30, 2006

cash cow

a fattie who guys use to pay for things and do in the butt

"sheera is alex's cash cow"

by Consuelo M. Ricardo August 08, 2005