Everything and everyone that is wrong in the world condensed into a 9 year old funny cartoon character that allows complicated issues to make some sense.
by Name Name173 March 22, 2008
Eric Theodore Cartman is the awesomest person in South Park, he is an Anti-Semitic racist intolerant narcistic fat 4 grader which lives in South Park,Colorado. He is also the most intelligent of the kids of the 4 heroes, but uses his intelligence in the way no normal person does. His heroe is Adolf Hitler.
Clyde: I've got better things to do.
Eric Cartman: Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?
Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.
Eric Cartman: When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
Clyde: No.
Eric Cartman: Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?
Eric Cartman: Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?
Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.
Eric Cartman: When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
Clyde: No.
Eric Cartman: Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?
by sdfghs November 2, 2014
Possibly and most likely the funniest cartoon charactar of all time. he stars in the show South Park, a moutain town in Colorado. Cartman is a fat,spoiled kid whos mom is a hermaphrodite. he also Hates Jews especially Kyle. Cartman is always ripping on him for being a Jew.
by yomommasucksyodaddy! March 23, 2008
Eric Cartman, who goes by Cartman, is possibly the funniest television character in history, and in my opinion, always will be. He is everything that is racist, stupid, ignorant, and wrong. He's also extremely fat. He hangs out with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, and sometimes Butters. He is always making a new plan to make money or get revenge on someone. Some of his best known quotes are: "No kitty, that's my pot pie! NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY - MOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home". He uses the words "weak" and "sweet" a lot. He is spoiled by his slutty mother/father and whines to get anything he wants. His hobby is watching Terrance and Phillip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, pot pies, or powdered donut pancake surprise.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
by synyster44 September 1, 2009
One whose ego is so big, they do mental gymnastics to make themselves a part of things and convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags.
by K. Brotha Flovski October 1, 2009
This is a category of people to be associated with the South Park character, Eric Cartman. People within this category are usually obese but it is not required to be classed as a Cartman, Cartmans are known to be, pathological liars, bad liars, beg when they can’t get what they want, have never broke a sweat in they’re life, and the most common name for these people is “Kylar”.
by Mr.man.exe August 20, 2018
by ghenkel September 9, 2019