Carsten

Carsten, or Karsten, is a name that depicts the literal meaning of shit. Its use is widespread across the world as a synonym for human feces. Over the years the word has also been used in the context of vomit, among other gross phenomenons.

Dude, i just took the biggest "carsten" the world has ever seen.

Yo Henrik, you're so sexy and handsome. You're way cooler than the rest of the school, they're all carstens.

by dachtata August 24, 2020

The Carsten

A sexy lil jamaican boi.

Ben: I want to sleep with the Carsten tonight.
Brett: Let me sleep with him first please.
Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten.

Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess.
Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!

by bluke69 March 27, 2019

CARSTEN

PRETTY MUCH a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.

Carsten J. is such a carsten.

by Probably not jessica April 26, 2005

carsten

n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.

oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.

by marco March 28, 2005

dirty carsten

the action of getting lost in the eyes of a girl

wow she’s giving me a dirty carsten

by the kid next door June 27, 2020

Brice Carstens

A guy with a big ass penis growing around a foot long.

Person 1: Why is his penis so long?
Person 2: Probably because it's Brice Carstens.

by BigBoyNamedJohn April 01, 2025

Marlene Carstens

Most perfect girl, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, funny, smart and the best gf.

E,”I love Marlene Carstens .”

by You’re love June 12, 2021