Carpe Noctem
Carpe Noctem by Emo cookie August 13, 2008
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Carpe noctem
Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.
Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.
Carpe noctem by Kira, god of the new world April 13, 2014
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carpe noctem by ADXin May 23, 2004
Word of the Day on November 21, 2013
carpe noctem
me: "I drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"
carpe noctem by PRIMORDIAL KAOS June 24, 2004
Carpe Noctem
Latin for 'Seize the day'.
It is a pun off of Carpe Diem. Which is a Latin expression, meaning 'Seize the day'.
It is a pun off of Carpe Diem. Which is a Latin expression, meaning 'Seize the day'.
It was also a name of a goth magazine that ran in the 1990s. And also a dutch filmclub.
Guy 1: Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping?
Guy 2: Carpe Noctem, man. I will when I level up my guy.
Guy 1: Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping?
Guy 2: Carpe Noctem, man. I will when I level up my guy.
Carpe Noctem by xMaGiCx July 20, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026