American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.
Billy: "Man, I gave Shaniqua $5 to buy a scratch off and she won $5000. Not only did she not give me any, she didn't even pay me back my $5!"
Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."
Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."
by jokeinthebox April 25, 2011
Noun) An individual with a number of concurrent sex partners that is well above the established cultural norm. These individuals have coitus for the purpose of sexual pleasure, approval, or to fullfill an emotional void. These individuals may or may not have sexually transmitted infections however this term is still applies to whores with safe sex practices.
by 0041696900 February 17, 2014
The most overrated player in the NBA, taking a fade-away on every shot including a free throw shot.
Shooting an air ball.
Shooting an air ball.
by BeastFromTheEast February 13, 2007
by megasdkirby December 22, 2004
Hey look at that new kid Carmelo you can just tell he had to jump a couple walls to get here he probably snuck in a pinata truck
by Gabriel the cuck September 9, 2023
carmelo is so annoying he is very short he don’t wanna fight me tho he scared of his friends he likes to act tough but he not
by mee💗🤘🏽 June 10, 2022