the best dakmn fast food place on earth
DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good
by THEskibum October 17, 2007
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a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good
i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah
by stoner matt February 28, 2007
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Hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world.
by Zach September 13, 2004
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Popular watering hole for young Ahwatukee dwellers. When they are out of Beer.
Hey dude let's go waste the night sitting at Carl's Jr.
by Clint W March 31, 2005
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Incepted in the fall of 2017, a Carl’s Jr. is a uncomfortable sexual act involving two individuals, two lubeless hands and a lot of effort. The receiver of the Carl, must bend over, cheeks spread while the giver, hands in prayer form, aggressively and quickly jams them into the rectum of the receiver. Usually, this is a one time event but there have been three recorded accounts of a Multi-Carl which includes extraction and reinsertion multiple times.

If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.
This line for the Beck concert is taking forever! To kill time, let’s go to that alley over there and I’ll give you a Carl’s Jr.
by joe the juice November 10, 2017
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a potent laxative which may be extremely addictive.
him: Dude, how was that Six Dollar Burger?
me: Dude, i think its kicking in.
him: Oh shit, furrealz?
me: Yeah, hold on i gotta go to the bathroom.
(20 minutes later)
me: Dude all that shitting made me hungry. Let's go to Carl's JR.
by Darnigga July 17, 2009
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Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.
There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.
by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005
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