AKA
Sarah Palin,
redneck hicktown mayor who became Alaska governor and now is a wannabe Vice Prez selection of John McCain. She criticizes Barack Obama for not being an in-bred, incestuous,
goat fucking, moonshine-guzzling, trailerpark-dwelling,NASCAR-mongering, Confederate flag waving
redneck hick, and for starting out as a community organizer on the mean streets of Southside Chicago.
As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo'
s father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.