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Career Girlfriend 

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

Warning Signs:

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
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Career Girlfriend 

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day....Hey, do you have a big apartment?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016