The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.
"But why is the rum gone?!"
"But why is the rum gone?!"
All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!
by Captain Jack's September 2, 2006
by Deepinyadave March 14, 2015
a spin off the dirty sanchez. When a man takes his penis, after having anal sex, and rubs it across his partners top lip, and then makes a line from her bottom lip to her chin, giving her the resemblence of Captain Jack Sparrow.
He took the Dirty Sanchez one step further and pulled a Captain Jack Sparrow on her, needless to say, he was cut off for a month.
by hizzer March 24, 2008
Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
Captain Jack Sparrow
by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>
by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018