The name so commonly used for tim's penis, because it is just so commanding, like a captain.
Everywhere i look, I see the El capitan! it's just so big!
by kyra July 9, 2003
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capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them
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The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.
-Master Chief: Capitan Keys

-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.

-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.
by Estefano Palacios August 18, 2004
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Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.
A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.
by Snake Eyes again December 11, 2010
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Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."

"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
by Jay42 October 11, 2017
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