Canyon Crest

Pretty much the most gangsta place in Orange County California. CC Resides in the borough of Mission Viejo where everyone is so G that no one can walk around at night. Here they roll around in their parents' BMW and Mercedez Benzs and bump out to 102.7 KIIS FM as they roll through the many speed bumps. They be busting caps in those motha fucka rent-a-cops and do some hardcore toilet papering in the middle of the night. Their gang hangout is called "The Clubhouse" where they participate in water sports and hustle on the pool table. They eat out of the vending machines and sometimes they have to use the pay phone if they left their rockin cell phone at their mansion. DON'T GO HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SHOT! FOO!

Man i hate going to canyon crest, whenever i go there my car always gets stolen!

Damn Walnut Grove is so ghetto, they have like 3 speed bumps on that road...shiiiieeet.

I hope my brother lets me borrow his razor scooter so we can hit up Canyon Crest Clubhouse and watch free cable. With white people!

Canyon Crest by My Beezy on the Geezy July 6, 2007

Canyon Crest Academy 

Canyon Crest Academy is a public high school within the San Dieguito Union High School District that serves grades 9-12. Canyon Crest Academy is mostly an upper class school with students from Rancho Santa Fe, Fairbanks, Carmel Valley, Del Mar, Solana Beach, and Encinitas. The students mostly drive Mercedes, BMW's, Lexus, and other nice cars. But don't let this fool you. Canyon Crest Academy is well known for their outstanding academics, athletics, clubs and programs such as Envision, and the arts. Technology is brand new with teachers having smart boards (touch screen white boards), projectors, computers, and labtops. Canyon Crest Academy's first graduating class will be in 2008, where the senior legacy will forever live on.

Canyon Crest Academy students work hard and play hard.

Canyon Crest Academy by CCA Ravens May 14, 2008

Canyon Crest Academy 

Secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee. the zombie research labaratory is located in the subsystems below the school only accessable through elevators not available to students. the only other access to the lab is the window underneath the library, which looks out onto the band rooms. several students have been taken into the labs for testing. these students often return to campus with symptoms such as bags under their eyes, being fond of the word "amazing" and possessing symptoms similar to those found in attention deficit disorder patients.

Chris Redfield: Dude where are all these zombies coming from????

Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...

Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!

Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!

Canyon Crest Academy by Kilg0h and Apache April 30, 2009

Canyon Crest Academy 

A very wealthy high school in the Carmel Valley neighborhood of San Diego. Students here are very motivated and take 5+ AP Courses each year, along with having an internship and playing Varsity Sports, to look competitive for colleges. Students are also very invested in the arts, and many go on to Julliard. However, because they ended the lottery, it's more like neighboring Torrey Pines High School, and is overcrowded.

Ted: "What's a real High School like?"
Paul: "I don't know, I went to Canyon Crest Academy"

Canyon Crest Academy by partyrockstar222 February 27, 2017

canyon chest

A person that has a dent in their chest that resembles a canyon and people can play games with it.

Ryan, do you think someone can eat cereal out of your canyon chest?

canyon chest by Mike Ferg February 14, 2007

Canyon Chested 

A girl who who has tiny tits theyre so flat that its like a canyon.
AKA negative bra size

Woah, your tits are so small, you canyon chested

Canyon Chested by jessr94 June 14, 2009