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cannon school 

great school like totally.. rich preps? rich emo people? what ever.. but it still totally rocks.. but public school rocks too ;-)but you wont get like to have lap tops or a spiral stair case!! hah that is the best part!! and you will be like the smartest one in college. :-D
like um cannon school rocks prps or whatever label you put on people// and like public school rocks too.
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Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

Willow Canyon High School 

The most badass school in the entire Dysart District. It is a requirement to carry a gun to enter the campus.

Kids usually carry about 10 to 20 pounds of cocaine on them at a time. If you go to this school's football games you will either be shot or sold crack.

The security will smoke pot with you. Instead of doing chemistry, there are meth labs.

One time the senior class put a pool on top of B building as a senior prank.
Willow Canyon High School Student 1: "Hey man did you see that fight last hour?"
Willow Student 2: "Which fight? Also, did you see that guy getting caught selling coke again?"
Willow Student 1: "How'd he get caught? I thought security smokes with us."

Canyon High School 

Canyon is a high school in Anaheim Hills, California. It is said that 70% of canyon high school students are currently using some kind of drug. To make things even whorse, this school is very near the school that Rebecca Black went to, El Rancho Charter School. Canyon High is often called the "Pharmacy" as it is a host to a large drug market. Canyon's rival school, Villa Park High School, is a mix of illegal mexicans with no money and rich white people who don't give a fuck about them. The staff at Canyon sucks. The Canyon High School football team is terrible; in fact, the Comanches celebrated a loss to Villa Park High School 63-0. Just check the vphs website for the score if you don't belive me.
VP student: "The Canyon High School football team sucks so much that we beat them 63 to 0.

Canyon student: "yeaaaaaaaaaaaa... woohoooooooo... go Comanches!!!!!!! good job!!!!! way to go!!!!!!!! best game of the season!!!!!!!!! ... etc."

Canyon High School 

A high school in Canyon Country which consists of (from largest to smallest races) white,mexican,black,asian,and indian students.
Someone's car was on fire at Canyon High School!

canyon high school 

school with hella fake people. you may get herpes.
oh you go to canyon high school? damn then i don’t wanna be friends with you