Draining the Canal

The act of urination performed by one who identifies as a short, red headed, snarky female who has a penchant for terrible cw t.v. shows

"Can you pull over already, I need to drain the canal!" Or "I'm busy draining the canal"

by Punderfully terribad dad May 15, 2022

Panama Canal

The act of two males, going to town on a female on all fours, finishing, then the male on the vaginal end sucking the juices from her insides

Bro, my girl and I tried the Panama Canal last night. That shit was fire!

by Ramen moods March 23, 2022

delaware canal

When you ejaculate into someone's ear, causing them to lose their ear virginity, and then you suck the ejaculate and other ear fluids out to clean it.

My ears were dirty and we were horny, so we tried the Delaware canal.

by s.exe December 21, 2016

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr May 12, 2018

Oral canal

An optional point of insertion for the male sexual reproductive organ.

When anticipated an eruption, he navigated his dick canoe down his lady patrons oral canal.

by Dr Jerry Anderson October 28, 2018

Salty Canal

Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!

by Iloveturtlesjustbecause March 4, 2016

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023