Can Stick
Can Stick by Gondorian Soldier October 20, 2005
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Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in
Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"
Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in by MinecraftProPlayer200 November 6, 2018
can't stick
can't stick by Shortlilblonde March 23, 2017
more than you can shake a stick at
more than you can shake a stick at by Eric Olson July 19, 2005
More than i can shake a stick at
1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.
2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.
2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.
"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;
Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"
Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"
Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"
Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."
Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"
Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"
Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"
Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."
More than i can shake a stick at by Radar the Magnificent April 7, 2011
...Can't beat that with a stick!
Hey, I went to the store yesterday and got a brand new 42 inch flat screen T.V. for $100....can't beat that with a stick!!
...Can't beat that with a stick! by Beags&Doxie October 20, 2010
I can nawt get sick right now
"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."
-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."
-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall
I can nawt get sick right now by G1rlb0ss11 April 11, 2022
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