SUB 2 PEWDS
Calling all bros
Calling all bros
by FLIPPERN March 17, 2019
Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2014
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 7, 2022
by -aishite- May 24, 2022
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019
When you text yo' girl before having sex, telling her you have condoms, and then while mid-sex you lean down and whisper in her ear "Sike!"
by Friendgroupisbored July 20, 2021
The sex that people have when there is a power outage in their city. sex, booty call, hook up, blackout, brownout, power outage, city, electricity
It's 2:00 pm in the afternoon and the light are out, no tv and I'm incredibly bored. Deb, you wanna Netflix and chill? Ah, no power Steve, no tv?! So, skip the Netflix-let's just chill?! I feel like a blackout booty call.
by joecoolthefool January 23, 2016