Calico jack 

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere

Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss

Calico jack by Bob Saget February 14, 2017