This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere
Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight
Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.
Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.
Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
by Bob Saget February 14, 2017
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