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Cali Roll 

Origins : Santa Clara, CA

A blunt wrap(Swishers, Optimos) is rolled with marijuana and cut up into small little pieces, then individually smoked out of a bong. Usually one piece per person.
I'm so blown off these Cali rolls!
Cali Roll by JoocyStacks June 17, 2009
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Cali roll 

short for "California Roll" or "California Stop"

when you do not come to a full stop at a stop sign or red light, you just kinda roll...like we do in cali. ;)
"NO CALI ROLLS AT THE STOP SIGN, PUNK!" -my driving instructor
Cali roll by Calie Gal April 8, 2009
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Cali Roll 

A blunt that is wasted by fools who are too scared to smoke a blunt in it's entirety. Not actually called cali rolls in real life. One cuts a rolled blunt into a few proportionate pieces, each person in the session receives one piece. The pieces are smoked out of a bong. While it is true that you can get just as high as you would from smoking a full blunt, it is against the blunt religion to chop it up. Grow some balls, smoke a fat blunt.
Guy 1: Hey bro, go get the scissors

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Lets chop this blunt fool, CALI ROLLS!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that shits hella gay.

Guy 1: No way man its hecka cool cause i saw someone else do it!!!
Cali Roll by AntiTHAT June 30, 2009

Caliroll 

A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
GUYS GRAND DAD MANIA JUST CAME OUT HERE'S THE LINK: bit.ly/2i34e7N (gotta put Caliroll in this for it to get accepted)
Caliroll by craftersshaft January 2, 2017

Caliroll 

A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
Suspect: Hey man, I just leaked a new trailer for Mortal Kombat X!
Cali Bear: They're squishable and squashable, they're waterproof and washable!
Victim: Goddamn it, I got Calirolled!
Caliroll by IcyCoil February 6, 2015
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