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Cali roll 

short for "California Roll" or "California Stop"

when you do not come to a full stop at a stop sign or red light, you just kinda roll...like we do in cali. ;)
"NO CALI ROLLS AT THE STOP SIGN, PUNK!" -my driving instructor
Cali roll by Calie Gal April 8, 2009
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Cali Roll 

A blunt that is wasted by fools who are too scared to smoke a blunt in it's entirety. Not actually called cali rolls in real life. One cuts a rolled blunt into a few proportionate pieces, each person in the session receives one piece. The pieces are smoked out of a bong. While it is true that you can get just as high as you would from smoking a full blunt, it is against the blunt religion to chop it up. Grow some balls, smoke a fat blunt.
Guy 1: Hey bro, go get the scissors

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Lets chop this blunt fool, CALI ROLLS!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that shits hella gay.

Guy 1: No way man its hecka cool cause i saw someone else do it!!!
Cali Roll by AntiTHAT June 30, 2009

Caliroll 

A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
GUYS GRAND DAD MANIA JUST CAME OUT HERE'S THE LINK: bit.ly/2i34e7N (gotta put Caliroll in this for it to get accepted)
Caliroll by craftersshaft January 2, 2017

Caliroll 

A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
Suspect: Hey man, I just leaked a new trailer for Mortal Kombat X!
Cali Bear: They're squishable and squashable, they're waterproof and washable!
Victim: Goddamn it, I got Calirolled!
Caliroll by IcyCoil February 6, 2015

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026