by Shaun Loww January 13, 2022
absolute garbage, horrible teachers, horrible peers, and kids who vape and do heroin in the school bathroom
Kid 1:“yo did you hear about Jeff he goes to Calhoun Highschool”
Kid 2: “holy shit i feel so bad...”
Kid 2: “holy shit i feel so bad...”
by MrJimmyMan March 7, 2020
James Calhoun is a name only given to people who are a direct bloodline to the royal couple of ancient Mesopotamia and natural born geniuses.
by Jack Pettison March 15, 2017
One bad motherf*cker. Usually known to be the one standing after a battle. Unusually well endowed. A lover at heart and has mastered the skills of karma sutra. Undeniably loyal. The kind of man that makes a promise, and then is willing to die before he allows it to be broken.
by BigD&daBoyz January 10, 2018
by PapaPaarthurnax May 21, 2021
The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.
Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.
Billy Joe: He a hoe.
by Baskinmycoolness February 6, 2017
A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.
Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics
The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics
The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool
by iloveguys May 4, 2009