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Cal Resto 

1. a very cheap, ugly, unsightly & unattractive method of modifying air cooled Volkswagen cars. which is not limited to only Type 1 (Beetle. more at: Bug) models. said cars often feature excessive rust on the main infrastructure, including the suspension and floor pan. even the exterior paint.

2. overly lowering an air cooled Volkswagen to the point of decambering the rear wheels to extremely unfunctional angles, thus hindering the handling properties of said vehicle.

3. narrowing the front beam (see: suspension) so much that the car looks hideous and can no longer properly steer in a correct manner. in doing so, also brings the front fender arches excessively over the wheels/tires. engine remains stock or painfully slow.

4. installing and/or bolting on every known car accessory to said car & making the entire look gawdy and awkward. doesn't matter if the car has paint or like most examples; primered. in the end, it's still an eyesore.

5. the very opposite of what the California Look was originally intended for: tastefully built, fast, and nice looking fun to drive functional Volkswagens that could easily out accelerate most cars on the roads, even V8 powered units.
Yo, we need to cruise our Cal Resto whips down da street to represent.
Cal Resto by Cal Look VW June 10, 2010
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026