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Cal Resto 

1. a very cheap, ugly, unsightly & unattractive method of modifying air cooled Volkswagen cars. which is not limited to only Type 1 (Beetle. more at: Bug) models. said cars often feature excessive rust on the main infrastructure, including the suspension and floor pan. even the exterior paint.

2. overly lowering an air cooled Volkswagen to the point of decambering the rear wheels to extremely unfunctional angles, thus hindering the handling properties of said vehicle.

3. narrowing the front beam (see: suspension) so much that the car looks hideous and can no longer properly steer in a correct manner. in doing so, also brings the front fender arches excessively over the wheels/tires. engine remains stock or painfully slow.

4. installing and/or bolting on every known car accessory to said car & making the entire look gawdy and awkward. doesn't matter if the car has paint or like most examples; primered. in the end, it's still an eyesore.

5. the very opposite of what the California Look was originally intended for: tastefully built, fast, and nice looking fun to drive functional Volkswagens that could easily out accelerate most cars on the roads, even V8 powered units.
Yo, we need to cruise our Cal Resto whips down da street to represent.
Cal Resto by Cal Look VW June 10, 2010
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026