Cakeman

A legendary man with wild eyes and a cake on his head. Upon seeing him he will deny his presence and give away cake.

Person: Hey its cakeman!!!

Cakeman: CAKEMAN DOESNT EXIST! Here eat this cake.

by Agent Mango October 23, 2005

Cakeman

A married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one's cake and eating it too.

Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.

Girl, you need to kick him to the curb. He is never going to leave his wife for you, he's just a cakeman.

by Special K!! July 11, 2006

Cakeman

A male who spends too much money on females. Comes from the work caking.

She wanted me to buy her that Gucci dress but I aint nobody's cakeman.

by Tommy December 30, 2005

cakeman

cokeman

Gee what happened to you Cokeman, formally known as Cakeman.

by H0T @7T $H1T July 9, 2009

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021

Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton

It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct

Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021