Cake Eater

Rich fucker whos parents give them too much money. student of Edina or Duluth East. se also: spoiled rotten or daddys money
John:(to Timmy) i dont know if i should drive the BMW or the Corvette today.
timmy: id say you need stop being such a fuckin cake eater and ride your bike like the rest of us middle schoolers.
by Trojan4life09 March 12, 2011
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Cake eater comes from the often misunderstood and misattributed phrase, "Let them eat cake!". Many say it was spoken my Marie Antoinette while others say the quote was originally attributed to Maria Theresa of Spain. Supposedly during the French Revolution when the hungry french were begging for bread to eat Marie replied with "Let them eat cake."

According to Wikipedia, it is in reference to "oven cake" which was used to clean out the brick ovens when too much soot and creosote built up; therefore she was saying "Let them eat crap," because she could care less about their hunger.

As the phrase has been misunderstood, many believed that she was saying, "Let them eat cake"; meaning, if they have no bread then let them eat cake, as her wealth and privilege did not allow her to understand that if the poor could not buy bread then they could also not afford cake. Because of this understanding people not of the bourgeoisie refer to the upper class as "cake eaters", people who are so wealthy and clueless of the difficulty that being poor can bring.
Paris: "Oh, my God, that refugee look is so hot! I would totally love to look like that, I don't know what their complaining about; just look at her cheekbones!"

Angelina: "God Paris, you're such a cake eater!"

by Her Royal Madness November 06, 2007
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White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.
Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!
by Christian Faulkner July 20, 2004
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A homosexual male. A double entendre because cake is not a particularly masculine food and cake eater kind of sounds like cock eater.
That boy is a cake eater.
by yo mama September 11, 2003
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A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.
Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.
by dangbee April 25, 2011
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A person who constantly shows off for the opposite sex, often hoping to "do the dirty".
Timmy likes to go to the bars with his friends. But once there they never see him again. He's always off eating cake. What a dirty little cake eater.
by Bobby McFly August 19, 2011
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A derogatory term used by Southern and Eastern European immigrants in the first half of the 20th Century to describe Anglo-Saxon, WASPy Americans who knew little about good hearty food or ingredients.

A term used by Southern and Eastern European immigrants of Catholic descent to describe the stiffness and manner of Americans of English and/or protestant descent.
Who's ever heard of hearty "British cuisine"? Yuck! What a bunch of cake eaters.

Look at that stiff Brit in his tweed jacket. What a cake eater.

When it comes to pasta sauce, those cake eaters don't know the difference between "gravy" and ketchup.
by Saverio di Riccia September 20, 2007
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