Cabin Door 

A synonym for the anus

That guy looks like he wouldnt mind taking it in the ol' cabin door.

That chili was so hot yesterday it burned all the way out the cabin door.

Keeping the cabin door closed is the best policy when in prison.

Cabin Door by definitelynotmarshalltett October 9, 2009

cabin dick 

A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.

A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.

My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.

cabin dick by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014

Cabin Daddy 

A hot guy who looks like he could build you a humble log cabin in the outskirts of Canada for fun. Ideally has dark, long hair, facial scruff, and wears flannel. Big brown eyes aren’t necessary, but they certainly fit the vibe. Someone you’d fantasize about snowboarding into his thick, comforting arms.

god Jon Snow is such a cabin daddy. I’d love to come home after a long day of mushing huskies to find him cozied up by the fire with a bottle of red wine.

Cabin Daddy by urboyfriendswcw May 16, 2019

Cabin Door 

The seal of your rectoanal sphincter between your descending colon and the outside world.

My squeaky cabin door kept me up all night after demolishing a bag of jalapeno potato chips.

Cabin Door by friday night October 9, 2009

Capin'd 

afield, afoul, badly, defectively, erringly, erroneously, faultily, improperly, inappropriately, incorrectly, mistakenly, unfavorably, unsuitably

The shipping paperwork was completely capin'd. The address was wrong and the method of shipping wasn't what we specified.

Capin'd by MISSFOX September 3, 2008

capin'd 

afield, afoul, badly, defectively, erringly, erroneously, faultily, improperly, inappropriately, incorrectly, mistakenly, unfavorably, unsuitably

The shipping paperwork was completely capin'd. The address was wrong and the method of shipping wasn't what we specified.

capin'd by Miss Fox July 30, 2008

Devils Lake Love Cabin 

A place where lovers go with two dogs, a bird, two frogs and copious amounts of coconut oil.

Coconut oil can be used for cooking purposes or other imaginative forms of bodily application.

“Monkey and Archer visited the Devils Lake Love Cabin and spent the evenings dancing to Sinatra”

Devils Lake Love Cabin by Archer1963 September 24, 2018