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one crunchy boy 

One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND £60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY
one crunchy boy by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018

Crunchy White Boy

A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.
Crunchy white boys are the type of guys in the begining of the axe styling product commercials.

La-Z-boy ferret crunch 

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.