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Half cougar, half salmon. During a cold and lonely full moon eve, a mighty cougar from the Pacific Northwest traveled to the stream during salmon spawning season in search of food. There in the glimmering moonlight, the cougar saw a large female salmon ripe for the picking. Just as he descended into the water to make his kill, the salmon peered up from her nest into the face of the cougar, and the cougar was instantly awestruck. Never had he seen such an elegant, beautiful creature. His love for the salmon flowed more rapidly than the stream surrounding them, and he instantly released his love into the waters that connected them. Weeks later a great flood destroyed most of the nest, but a few eggs managed to survive. When these eggs hatched, it was quite apparent that they were not salmon, nor were they cougars; for that night, a creature was created that was as special and rare and unique as the love that created it...THE COUGAN!!!
Forget Bigfoot and Nessie...have you seen a cougan???
Cougan by Asspaddle May 20, 2008
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Cougan, there is only one like him. It is a name that reflects: hot, funny, smart, talented. Many want to be like Cougan but it is impossible. But be warned: naming your child cougan will cause much confusion in pronouncing the name in public places. Names like cougar, cooter, coogin, and cowgin are just a few of the mispronunciations.
That kid is hot, but not as hot asCougan
Cougan by The real cougan May 22, 2009
Half cougar half bogan. Constantly seen at Dorset Gardens and over 28's night clubs. Always on the hunt for young men who drive Torana's and were flannys (not trendy flannys, your $10 K-mart kind). Also enjoys Bundy and Jim Beam.
Merecedes Corby is a classic cogan
Keith Raufer loves the cougans
COUGAN by COUGAN FRIENDS July 5, 2011

Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.
Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.
Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013
The genitalia of a woman over 40 years old. Mixture of the words cougar and vagina.
Billy: "I got me some cougina last night."
Johnny: "That's disgusting."
Cougina by BGMEW May 24, 2011

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

booger sugar cougar 

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.
Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!
booger sugar cougar by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020
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briefcake 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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