May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
by Gregatron September 23, 2003
by teh pwn jAs0n July 27, 2005
As a professional porn "star", I felt the need to add to this:
"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.
A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.
If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.
You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.
Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.
No P.h.d. required.
"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.
A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.
If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.
You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.
Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.
No P.h.d. required.
"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"
That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
by JeremySteele07 February 11, 2009
A girl who goes from guy to guy, whether in a relationship or just random sex, just for the cock,like a monkey would go from branch to branch on a tree.
" Rachel is such a cock monkey! She had 2 guys last night and I just seen another one come out this morning!"
by J. Dixon October 21, 2007
Guy 1:Yo! DMB that one girl, Summer is a cock monkey.
Guy 2:Hell yeah, she loves to play on cocks like monkeys on trees.
Guy 1:Tru Dat homie
Guy 2:Hell yeah, she loves to play on cocks like monkeys on trees.
Guy 1:Tru Dat homie
by RAMS57 March 05, 2009
1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.
2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.
3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.
2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.
3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.
"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!
"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."
"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."
by soulspinner July 14, 2006