by Whatdagaming January 7, 2016
When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.
After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
by Coal Digger April 27, 2009
When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!
Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.
by JMcClure September 10, 2008
The act of a man or women wearing nothing but goggles squatting down behind one's asshole. That one will then proceed to take a narly shit on the others face. Then the person with shit face will eat out the butt. I encourage all people with a feces fetish to try.
by Thisisacoalminer February 10, 2015
A variant of the gambler's fallacy - "it is harder to dig yourself out of a hole than it is to dig deeper."
My friend Melvin won't stop buying Funko Pops - he says his collection won't sell for anything unless he has a complete set. I guess he's never heard of the coal miner's argument.
by Yegglemorph November 19, 2022
When the man is on his hands and knees with his ass in the air while the woman eats his ass and jerks him off.
by Rimsplitter May 30, 2017
The act in which a man 'mines' in order to extract some 'chocolate'
(a man reaches into a fellow mans anus to turd burgle steal poo )
(a man reaches into a fellow mans anus to turd burgle steal poo )
by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 18, 2010