CIPRO

1. A term used to mutually end the conversation on a topic in dispute because both parties are right in some way and both are too stubborn to give up.

2. Agree too disagree.

Danny: hey jacq there's a charity event at the high school tonight, want to come with me?

Jacq: no

Danny: What... why not?

Jacq: i'm not going back to my stupid high school that wasted 4 years of my precious life :-)

Danny: Its just a building...

Jacq: um...that bulding is symbolic of my feces and my failure
Jacq: so yes
Jacq: haha :-D
Jacq: cats dont eat where they shit ;-)
Jacq: i think you told me that...

Danny: thats the wrong use of the phrase

Jacq: not at all
Jacq: i shat all over that high school

Danny: CIPRO
Danny: CIPRO
Danny: lol

Jacq: ok ok cipro

by Danny Bunny March 12, 2008

Cipro

Ciprofloxacin, a fluoroquinolone antibiotic. Touted as being safe with relatively few side effects, this is however not the case. Not intended as a first line antibiotic, cipro and other quinolones are handed out like candy for everything from anthrax to sinusitis, and can cause horrific side effects such as tendon rupture and peripheral neuropathy(irreversable nerve damage). Such side effects may occur up to a year after ceasing to take the drug. Became a household name after anthrax attacks on USA. See www.fqresearch.com

After the anthrax attacks, US postal workers were prescribed cipro to prevent infection.

by phrail January 4, 2009

cipro

a motion discomfort/ painkiller pill. if you take too many you won't be able to throw them up ad you'll either have to have your stomach vacuumed or you'll die.

by lauren August 31, 2003

Coprolite

Coprolite is a noun meaning fossilised animal faeces. The word literally means “dung stone” and comes from the Greek kopros (dung) and lithikos (stone). Usually coprolites are animal manure and, between 1860 and 1890, were mined commercially in Cambridgeshire England and processed to be used as a fertiliser. When you think of it, it’s not that much of a surprise, after all it is fossilised shit. What is also not too surprising is that the word has also come to describe a person who is old, set in their ways and a thoroughly disagreeable arsehole as well. So if you have a boss, teacher or acquaintance who fits that description, congratulations, you know a coprolite.

It’s only Malcolm’s age that stops him being a complete coprolite.

by AKACroatalin September 6, 2016

coprocephalic

One whose cranial cavity is filled with feces. A moron or idiot.

Although elected to high office his malapropisms and misguided attempts at leadership revealed him to be a true coprocephalic.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008

coproaches

A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.

The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.

by jpg3 June 14, 2011

Coprophage

This means, quite literally, “one who eats faeces”. French beef farmers, supplying meat for export, feed their cattle human faeces as a cheap food as it contains large amounts of partially digested cellulose and thereafter the cows exhibited coprophagic behaviour. Under certain conditions dogs also develop coprophagic behaviour, but this can be prevented, and cured, by feeding them tinned pineapple!

The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:

1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;

Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.

“Malcolm’s just given the boss a big birthday card and a present, so I told him he was a perfect coprophage. The twat looked at me as if I’d just paid him a compliment.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”

by AKACroatalin March 16, 2019