by Stealth0Klown0 April 09, 2006
a drink the gods bestowed upon our great nation... america. gives the user large penile enhancments and permeates the essence of hippness, that hot and horny chicks dig.
1. cory had sex with hot girls... he must drank canada dry
2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
by tyler & cory July 31, 2005
There are a few key steps to perform a canada dry
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
Max: Why the long face?
John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
by apaver December 11, 2018
by Stylegrounds.com January 09, 2012
meaning u havent killed anybody ..no murders under the belt .. u havent wet anybody up ... mainly used @ people who claim to be gangsta but they are not ...
by therealest2888 January 20, 2012
A adjective describing when your trying to sex a girl and her vagina is dry as the winter wind.
2nd definition- When a girl doesn't use her vaginal canal for about 20 years and it literally dries out.
2nd definition- When a girl doesn't use her vaginal canal for about 20 years and it literally dries out.
That bitch was Canada dry last night.
Hey man, you heard about that new girl Kelly?
Ya man that hoe is Canada dry.
Hey man, you heard about that new girl Kelly?
Ya man that hoe is Canada dry.
by Could Say Ton Of Shit May 12, 2009
1.) A period in Canada, when the weather seems to be dry and a small amount of rainfall is either, unaccounted for or extremely small(MINUSCULE!!!)
2.) Gingerale(EWWw!)
2.) Gingerale(EWWw!)
by Pope John Paul III May 01, 2005