1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
by joseph blough July 6, 2023
Passing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. Most commonly seen in the state of Maryland, known as the home to America's worst drivers. Considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most Marylanders.
Tom: Shit, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and I don't feel like slowing down.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
by itstombtw October 20, 2009
Someone who is so dull;
A person's presence - when they walk in to a room, it feels as if someone has left walked out.
Someone who would not make an impression on a pillow.
A person's presence - when they walk in to a room, it feels as if someone has left walked out.
Someone who would not make an impression on a pillow.
No matter what he did, Howard has such a charisma bypass. He was unable to make an impact on anyone.
He lacked so much energy, his doctor must have given him a charisma bypass.
He lacked so much energy, his doctor must have given him a charisma bypass.
by GregFresser September 22, 2013
This is the type of question you ask skidiots to check if they really are as stupid as you think they are.
Normally used when talking with someone that acts as if they know what they are talking about but truly has little to no knowledge of the subject, normally used when talking to people about cheats or scripts.
Normally used when talking with someone that acts as if they know what they are talking about but truly has little to no knowledge of the subject, normally used when talking to people about cheats or scripts.
Me: Yo bro does your cheat bypass the dwords?
Him: Yea bro I bypass all the dwords that way my aimbot is better
Him: Yea bro I bypass all the dwords that way my aimbot is better
by ThatOneFry October 2, 2020
Proceding straight to anal sex with a member of the opposite sex without partaking in any of the following three: handjobs, blowjobs or just plain old, in and out, run of the mill, reproductive sex. Excludes the use of hookers. A very difficult operation to undergo.
by Tomas October 5, 2005
Something that everyone wants, but it never happens.
Also a response by Herefordians for literally anything.
Also a response by Herefordians for literally anything.
1) Are you ever going to get that new phone!? It's just like Hereford bypass
2a) What do you think of the traffic today? Bypass.
2b) How was the school run? Bypass.
2c) Did you get to your wedding on time? We really need a bypass.
2a) What do you think of the traffic today? Bypass.
2b) How was the school run? Bypass.
2c) Did you get to your wedding on time? We really need a bypass.
by pseudunnit September 23, 2020
A sexual act in which the girl lies on her back, the man changes lanes without signaling from hole to hole. When the girl opens her mouth to yelp, the man throws a quarter in and speeds up to make a quick escape.
Dude, I heard your girlfriend scream and start coughing last night, what the hell was that?
Yea, I gave her the good olde Bedford Bypass.
Yea, I gave her the good olde Bedford Bypass.
by LG Bandit December 26, 2008