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On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".
"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)
by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006
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To spank ones ass with a tennis racquet, leaving a waffle pattern on their behind.
Greg gave Susie one hell of a buttwaffle last night.
by Haras11 August 20, 2017
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