butt nurse Share definition Flag takes care of constipated poor people! (star fisher) help I'm soooo constipated I need a butt nurse. There is nothing like a good star fish sucker to help get the poooooopie out. butt nurse by itichie_nocanpo August 26, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the butt nurse mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch