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Butt Bongos

When one pulls his pants down to expose bare bottocks, places them by an unsuspecting victim's head, and proceeds to slap his own bottocks as if he is playing the bongo drums. This results in an unpleasant yet humorous surprise for the victim.
In a movie theater: "Hey, you tap that guy in front of us on the shoulder while I give him the butt bongos". *Friend taps the person sitting in the row in front of him on the shoulder. The victim then turns around to see two naked bottocks in close proximity to his face, while two hands are slapping them in a rhythmic fashion. *
Butt Bongos by Jeff Ashton April 15, 2005
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Bongo Butt 

When all participating try to create the loudest slap of the butt cheeks.
Jamie: Hey woody, want a Bongo Butt
Woody: of course Jamie!
Bongo Butt by TheDirtyFenus January 16, 2017

bongo butt 

is a male bottom that is deliciously round and irresistible to touch. Often used for slapping in public and for playing it like a sexy bongo. May or may not be hairy, but it's always plump.
mmm I can't help it, I want to slap that bongo butt of his.
bongo butt by kittii November 10, 2013

Bongolian Butt-noid 

A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.
My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026