Bunnings Warehouse

You want litterly fucking anything? You can buy it here. On the off chance that they don't sell what you want, you can buy the shit to make it here.

Mate, did you know that the sell ride on mowers at Bunnings Warehouse?

Yeah, course I did. They sell fucking everything.

Bunnings Warehouse by You've been chopped. March 5, 2020

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bunnings warehouse

a cheap warehouse where lowest prices are just the beginning, stocking cheap d.i.y products with amazing customer service. after a daily shop, customers redeem their experience with the famous bunnings snag.

person 1: today we have to go to the outdoor furniture store, the nursery and barbeque stockist, then get some lunch.
person 2: lets just do it all at bunnings warehouse and grab a bunnings snag for lunch.
person 1: great idea person 2

bunnings warehouse by tingoringo December 16, 2019

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Bunnings Warehouse

A source of free snags

Person 1: Oi cunt, you going to Bunnings Warehouse?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I’m getting the free snags

Bunnings Warehouse by xSRGman November 16, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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