bungee jumping

when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest!

guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i'm gonna do it twice!
guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times

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Bungee Jumping

When you staple your ballsack to the roof of a building and jump off. The ultimate power move in a sexual situation.

Jack was being a little bitch and wouldn’t go bungee jumping with me

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when you jump from a cliff with a rubber string attached to you so you dont hit the ground and die in a bloody mess of organs on the ground

me: i'm never going bungee jumping, i'm alive because of a broken rubber, i 'aint dying because of another

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The emo kid would have gone Bungee Jumping instead of cutting his wrist, but he was too much of a pussy.

Bungee Jumping by Modub December 25, 2007

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Pulling on the string of an inserted tampon to remove it and inserting a fresh tampon in it's place is also called Bungee Jumping

Bungee Jumping by GeoMc February 27, 2011

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It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.

Hey Lucas, wanna come bungee jumping with me?

Yeah man!

Alrrrriiifgghhhtt!!

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When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping

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