A school in the boondocks of suburban Providence, RI full of
kids who are not only too stupid to get into Bentley or Babson College, but to realize that they could have gotten a similar education for about
1/3rd the price at a state school. Routinely get beaten by Bentley College in all sports, except
football, which is ending now because Bryant has decided to turn their football team into a
1-
AA team, where they will probably be scheduled by Boston College for one of their monthly shit-on fests. To rationalize their overall mediocrity and pre-destined lives of middle-management, they like to refer to the schools that rejected them (in particular Bentley) as "rich pricks" who only got into Bentley because their
parents bought them into school, when in fact many of Bentley students are from the same middle class areas as the bitch and moaning Bryant kids, and even if they are right about rich kids being bought into school, it still tells you something that
parents would rather shell out the
cash to make their kid a Falcon instead of a Bulldog.
Jimmy: "Hey Chris, I got into Bentley, how about you?"
Chris: "I chose to go to Bryant University, the
people are nicer, the campus is nice, and the Providence area is cooler than the Boston area."
Jimmy: "You got rejected from Bentley and are desperately trying to rationalize that you're cool with Bryant, aren't you?"
Chris: "Yeah."
