by pwner1111 November 25, 2010
The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.
"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
by jayhey7 April 15, 2014
Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.
"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
by conquest of turds August 23, 2021
by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017
when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.
by Lee Mo April 06, 2008
The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
by Sophie N. February 14, 2008