Brown Recluse

Brown Spider. On internet forums, this does not refer to the specific species (Loxosceles reclusa), but to all brown spiders in general. Try not to get them confused.

User 1:
Hey! Look at this spider that I found:

-insert image of any brown spider here-

User 2:
That's a brown recluse.

by Thesh Ooter September 21, 2004

Brown Recluse

Someone who jacks off while taking a shit.
Experts finish on the log.

Get the fuck out of the bathroom ya brown recluse!"

by Turdlow August 01, 2010

Brown Recluse

Someone who never gets out of the house, usually isolated themselves in their house or room.

Hey man have you seen Tod?
Nah dude, that guy is a brown recluse when it comes to social events

by Pumpkineater69 April 13, 2020

Brown Recluse

A particularly stubborn turd that resists evacuation.

Everytime I eat Mexican food I struggle with a brown recluse.

by Nicholas Anthony May 06, 2021

brown recluse

when the turd that was only moments before ready to force its way out suddenly dissapears. .... a brown recluse

you were on your way to the bathroom to drop number 2 but somebody or something distracted you and it just sorta went away. tomorrow you're in for a nice big surprise. you had a brown recluse

by TR horror September 16, 2009

brown recluse

A very poisoness spider, known to cause horribly deforming scars, because it's venom eats away at your skin and muscle tissue.

God save me! I've been bitten by a brown recluse. OHHHH the horror, it's starting to smell like almonds. God Kill Me!

by Skizzlemasta October 07, 2003

brown recluse

The human anus.

In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.

by Pickle Ron June 19, 2019