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Brown Eagle 

When you’ve pooped once already, and didn’t wipe very good, then poop a second time, the resulting butt stamp on the back of the toilet seat is known as a brown eagle.
I really need to take a dump but somebody stamped a brown eagle on the toilet seat.
Brown Eagle by The real B Jones October 15, 2018
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Brown Eagle 

The act of a man shitting. Then while shitting, a female climbs on the mans lap facing him and begins having sex. The man spreads his legs allowing a pathway, so the women can also begin shitting. A proper Brown Eagle will result in a well timed double plop in the toilet.
Dude, she brown eagled me and clipped my balls on the follow through, I have a giant brown stain on them!
Brown Eagle by Pound Town Pepper August 5, 2010

Brown eagle 

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half, and you take a dump in her open pussy.
When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed, and i took a huge shit in her pussy."Brown eagle"

Brown eagle 

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.
Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.
Brown eagle by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024

Brown eagle 

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.
Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.
Brown eagle by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024

Brown eagle 

A Latino that is a natural born leader that excels at everything they do.
That Jose is a total brown eagle, I can’t believe he saved an entire bus of Korean and Malaysian tourists.
Brown eagle by urbanmalcc May 24, 2024

Brown eyed eagle 

Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.
Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.
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