Brown Clown

A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.
The flaming turd in a bag is so "played". I say we give her a brown clown.
by Brown Bozo December 09, 2010
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Brown Clown

After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.
Oh my God! You cock-slapped shit all over my face!!! You seriously gave me a Brown Clown?!?!
by Gliderman January 25, 2011
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Brown Clown

Marijuana that is brown in color and makes the purchaser feel like a clown. It is typically the weakest of strains and proccessing almost always includes compaction and packaging somewhere in mexico. Users of brown clown typically experience a headache shortly after use.
Jason: "Dude I just scored the worst brown clown ever."

Travis: "No kidding, I've got a killer headache to prove it."

Jason: "I feel like a brown clown for buying this crap."
by mullarchy October 15, 2011
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Brown Clown

When a person shows their butt to someone.

(AKA mooning)
oh man you just got (brown clowned).

At graduation Josh (brown clowned) the graduating class.
by Q-Ball711 September 09, 2011
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Brown Clown

(n) A racial slur typically used to describe a Mexican who has managed to fit themselves and 30 other Mexicans inside a vehicle who's capacity is intended for far fewer occupants.

This could be in the context of transporting illegal immigrants across a border, transporting workers to a job site, or taking the whole family to the swap meet.
I watched a border patrol dash-cam video of 15 brown clowns jumping out of a mini van on youtube the other day. That shit was SO funny.
by D. Ward May 04, 2010
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Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.
I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.
by Joel TK June 11, 2005
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Brown Clown

The little smudge of poopis lodged in the butthole after a fecal expulsion. The leftovers that toilet paper is just not able to wipe away, no matter how many times you wipe. Even with moistened TP.
I wiped and wiped but still couldn't dislodge that brown clown from my o-ring!
by LBo979 March 11, 2009
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